1st Blog EVER!

Posted by Ambizzle on 9:29 PM

This is my first blog so go easy on me;


So today as i was walking to pick up my bro (carlo west) I see buddha coming out of his next door neighbors house after chatting with its curry inhabitants, so i'm like ? I then see mizzy poke his head out of buddha's garage door, that made me like ??? So i go into the garage and guess what.... It's Emma and Suzy and emma just blew a tire on her car (LOL NOOB). Now what made this particularly funny was that today was the first time that she had driven to school (having only got her P's on tuesday), and she had been giving me crap in english about how i failed and she didn't... Well OWNED!!! :P at least I've never blown a tire (maybe thats because i roll in a 4wd [land rover discovery 2 for those playing at home]) but anyways so me and buddha (mostly me) took off her pwned tire and got on her spare (actually first we had to take her wheel covers off with emma nagging away "oh no don't pull it, it'll break!!!" *sigh* girls...), while eddles, ruilong and bfg just watched with the girls (thanks for the help guys...). Then at last we got her tire on and emma found something else to nag about "OMG it's too loose, it's gonna fall off when i'm driving and i'm gonna die" seriously do i care? :D jokez. So after we replaced her tire all that was left was for emma to back out of buddha's driveway... which amazingly took her 5 minutes (now the driveway is at most 10 metres, which means she was drving at.... ~0.12KM/H). Finally she gets back on the road and drives off and leaves me in a predicament.... because i was fixing her tire my mum had already picked up my brother and had already left :( so now i was forced to take the bus to parra and catch a train allllllll the way to Quakers Hill (it wasn't really that bad cuz i had liike 15mins to wait for the bus so i popped into the carlo liquer store which is owned by an asian?!?! and using my newfound powers as an legal adult i bought a "vodka martini, shaken not stirred"....okok it was a bluberry vodka drifter with only 5% alc but yea..) So now i have to find a place to drink my 275ml of hobo juice, can't drink on the bus or train cuz it's not allowed, don't wanna drink at train station in case ppl think i'm some gangsta/triad/hobo guy and i can't drink it front of my parents cuz they'll by like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$#$#$!@#$!@@$! So i ended up drinking it my room while typing up this blog after everyone else went to sleep ;) Well thats all the eventful things that happened today (oh yea i got sent off 3v3 bball for "tripping" simon) so i had better go and start my eco report due tommoz before the vodka really takes hold :D (i'm actually a little whoa/woozy). So until tommorow (or whenever i remember to blog again) laterz!

'Bizzle

7 comments:

Comment by Unknown on May 29, 2009 at 8:12 PM

AMBIZZZLEEEEEE. I stole your comment's virginity.

Next time you blog, put everything into paragraphs and type properly. With capital letters and punctuation please :D. Bit hard to read right now.

Good job for your first blog. Much more interesting stuff than on Chris' :)

 
Comment by Ambizzle on May 30, 2009 at 8:26 PM

Jeez thats what St Louis keeps telling me but OK

 
Comment by mishmashmosh on June 1, 2009 at 8:44 PM

HAHAHA! YEAH I AGREE IT'S BETTER THAN CHRIS'. :D

And you should do what St. Louis keeps telling you to do.

 
Comment by Jonald on June 1, 2009 at 9:37 PM

tl;dr

 
Comment by Unknown on June 1, 2009 at 9:57 PM

you should go all caps or something next time just you can be all post-modern and shit
screw da haterz

 
Comment by chrisau on June 1, 2009 at 10:53 PM

WHAT'S THIS ?! BETTER THAN MY BLOG ?! D:

cheh. no pictures of blueberry vodka. no pictures of broken tire.

but i like it anyways ;D good work.

next time please share drinky drink with me too =)

 
Comment by Anonymous on June 3, 2009 at 9:17 PM

5% alcohol. fail!

 

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